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"Helpful Hints from Helen Wheels"

This week's helpful hint question and answer:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

And another question about babies:

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

And some more:

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?


Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.


Q:When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.